Ten Hag – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ABUs unite Minecraft SMP
Abu, ABUS, celebration, Customer, Decade, dog shit, flat tire, football, Happy, hate, joy, m6, manchester united, Minecraft, Reign, Rivalry, smp, Supporters, Ten Hag, trolling, unite, United
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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StLoser Minecraft SMP
Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United
Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

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New Server IP

Squid Game Event

Community, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Fun, Game, games, hour, Join, Link, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, questions, saturday, Server, Show, Simple, Squid, voice chat, YouTuber

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Date	Saturday
Time	12 pm EST
Version	1.21.4
Voice Chat	Simple Voice Chat

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

FAQ

Question	Answer
What games will be included in the event?	Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
How long will the event last?	The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
How can I join the event?	Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

Braided Pigtails Realm 1.20
beauty, beauty standards, body positivity, braided, braided pigtails, confidence boost, Cute Hairstyles, fashion, Girl Power, hair accessories, hair braiding, hair inspiration, Hair Makeover, hair styling, hair transformation, hair trends, haircuts, hairstyles, Long hair, Pigtails, Realm, Self-expression, trendy hairstyles
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you join, you’ll be like one of those girls who get that super hot haircut and go from a 6/10 to a 9/10 in a snap! It’s like magic, but in Minecraft form. So, like, don’t miss out on all the hotness waiting for you on this server, man! Join now and level up your Minecraft game and your attractiveness at the same time!

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CarCraze Minecraft Server
bills, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraze, co-signer, Communication, Credit, decision, DMV, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Help, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Nova, Promotion, relationship, Server, Transportation, Truck, Uber, work
Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you too can Uber your way to our server and we’ll pick you up in the afternoon Monday-Friday for some epic gaming adventures.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to co-sign for your fellow players’ in-game purchases. Don’t worry, we promise they’ll pay their debts on time… maybe.
Located in the virtual world of DMV (Digital Minecraft Valley), specifically NOVA (Not-Only Virtual Area), you’ll need a virtual car to navigate through the pixelated streets. So why not join us and get yourself a virtual truck with all the virtual options you could ever dream of?
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a car in the real world when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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SkinnyDipCity
Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, discipline, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, judgment, Motherhood, nudity, parenting, parenting challenges, peer influence, Pool, relationships, rules, SkinnyDipCity, swimming, technology restrictions, teenage behavior
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!
Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

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New Server IP
MineCrafty Pleasures
clandestine delight, confidential pleasure, covert enjoyment, forbidden pleasure, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure TV shows, hidden pleasure, indulgence, minecrafty, personal indulgence, pleasures, private enjoyment, private passion, secret, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undercover enjoyment, undisclosed delight, undisclosed indulgence
Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!
Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.
So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

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New Server IP
PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks
arab world, blocks, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic stance, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, Peace, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Position, sisi, solidarity, Statement, Support
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.
once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.
come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

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New Server IP

New Dawn

BUILD, Community, Cozy, Dawn, Discord, gameplay, grow, Growing, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mods, Play, Protect, quality of life, Relaxed, Resets, Server, Small, Trade, Vanilla, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
Shops & Land Claims	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6
1.20.6, BFKingdom, Bloodflame Kingdom, BloodflameArt, BloodflameLive, covers, debut, Duets, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, ERBloodflame, Flame, God save the Queen, Group songs, holoEN, holoJustice, innit, Luv me ‘Liz, merch, OP Template, rose, Seagulls, Shorts Covers, socials, The Elizabeth Rose Blo
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
DadJokeDramaCraft
authority figure, Coach, coaches assistant, dad passed, DadJokeDramaCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Dive, fuming, Grief, inappropriate, JOKE, look up to, main set, out of shape, Sloppy, Struggling, swim practice, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, weight gain
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!
Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

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New Server IP
BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP
advice, BlockheadUnbothered, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner peace, letting go, life advice, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, Peace of mind, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self help, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Tranquility, unbothered
Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

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