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  • CraftyActivist86

    CraftyActivist86

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Iran is sentencing people to death just to try and stop them from joining! like, they know once you hop on this server, you’ll never wanna leave! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! join now before Iran comes for you too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP

    IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HostageHavoc Minecraft Server

    HostageHavoc Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis server where we got bodies of five slain hostages recovered by military, but don’t worry they been returned to Israel so now we can all play Minecraft in peace! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even find some hidden treasures left behind by the hostages (jk jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?!). So grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, cuz you never know what you might uncover on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MuscleCraft: Defeat the Fat Bosses

    MuscleCraft: Defeat the Fat Bosses

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we flex our muscles and avoid alzheimer’s and parkinson’s like the plague! we got 412,691 players who have been playing for 9 years straight, building muscles and avoiding diseases like bosses. forget about those belly fat losers, we only accept players with biceps of steel and abs of diamonds. join us now and become a disease-fighting warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CatLitterCatastrophe

    CatLitterCatastrophe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama over litter boxes? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise? Look no further!

    Join our server for a chance to create your own world where no one can steal your cat’s litter box without permission. Build a majestic castle, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against creepers.

    Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated fortress. Join now and leave the litter box drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PodcastMasala

    PodcastMasala

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a podcast that will spice up your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is like the Taj Mahal of Minecraft servers, with epic builds that will make you say “Namaste, that’s impressive!” Join us for a wild ride through the jungles of India, where you can ride elephants, battle tigers, and even trade with mystical yogis for rare loot. Our podcast is hosted by a Bollywood superstar who will serenade you with tales of epic battles and legendary loot drops. So come join us on this crazy adventure, where every block you break brings you closer to enlightenment…and maybe even a diamond pickaxe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Karlsson’s Slightly Mislabeled Pudding: Java Edition Season 3 18+

    Karlsson’s Slightly Mislabeled Pudding: Java Edition Season 3 18+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    πŸš€ Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life feautures to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    βš”οΈ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    πŸ’Ž In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    πŸŽ₯ Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    πŸ”’ Server Details:

    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DebateSettler Minecraft SMP

    DebateSettler Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and breaking, epic battles over who gets to build the next giant statue of a potato, and more plot twists than a soap opera. Join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs to watch reality TV when you can live it in our server? Join now and prepare for the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

    FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP