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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

WeirdCraftLand

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Potions Brewed:	149	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Heckin’Hezbollah – No Respite, All Fight!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a warzone out there but with blocks and stuff. we got the IDF (that’s like the cool kids club) vowin’ to give no relief or respite to anyone who messes with us. we’ve already taken out 440 terror operatives in our epic ground op. like, who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft, amirite? join us now and be part of the most intense virtual battle you’ll ever experience. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CelestialCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and argue with strangers in peace! Join our celestial mayhem today!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today and connect to mc.celestialcraft.gg to start exploring, building, and thriving on our server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to participate in duels.
How can I earn StarShards?	StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent in the StarShards shop for unique items.
Are there regular server-wide events?	Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for players. Currently, the community is working towards a collective goal of slaying 13,000 monsters.
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, players have the ability to create and run their own shops on the server. They can also browse other player shops for deals.
Is there a grief prevention system in place?	Yes, the server has a Grief Prevention system that allows players to claim and protect their land from griefing. Players can customize their claims with advanced settings.

Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, exhaustion, family, gym, GymTimeGoneWrong, husband, in-laws, Minecraft, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationship, Resentment, Routine, Server, solo parenting, Support, Time management, working full-time

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magic Items Found:	6546	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

StreamCleanerCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda