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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	718875	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	3506
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

MihosCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	0

MihosCraft Towny Server Different New Features Real World Map Vehicles Special Sets Airplanes Weapons Discord Account Matching And Many More Different Features

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Vampires R Us Minecraft Server

AHH, bloodsuckers, catbox, creatures of the night, Dark, Fangs, fear, File, fuck, Horror, Minecraft, night, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terror, Undead, Vampires, Video, webm

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	3090	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Towns Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures that will keep you on your toes.

Our server is so intense that even the mobs are scared to spawn here! We have epic battles between players and monsters that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on the vampire drama – it’s like a soap opera, but with blood-sucking fiends!

So, why join our server? Because where else can you witness a vampire trying to ride a pig while being chased by a werewolf? Or watch a creeper explode in fear when it sees our players coming at it with diamond swords?

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the chaos!

/CalgCraft – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Minecraft SMP #214

/calig/, Achievements, Andy, Bonus unlockables, CalgCraft, Coffin, Episode 2 Walkthrough, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #214, Leyley, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #7, Routes, smp, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread 487910652., Translation tool overhaul

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to uncover the mystical Coffin of Andy and Leyley – rumor has it, it holds the key to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret routes, achievements, and stars waiting to be discovered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our latest update includes bonus unlockable scenes that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join now and become a legend in the world of gaming! Who knows, you might even come across Nemlei’s previous games hidden within our server – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and mobs!

RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer

aita, autistic, car safety, Community, culture, deaf, Disrespect, driving test, educate, Hearing, ignorance, Jerk, Language, mockery, presentation, respectful, RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer, School, sign language, smartarse

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Magic Items Found:	3456	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!

ZooCraftersUnited

animal, animal behavior species diversity, anthropology, comparison, discovery, diversity zoology, ecology exploration, encounter animal kingdom, Human, human perspective animal sightings, human-animal interaction, nature exploration animal kingdom comparison, nature observation, species biodiversity, wildlife, wildlife observation environmental science, ZooCraftersUnited

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6266
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.

if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.

plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.

so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.