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Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	7281	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	955
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9803	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	78	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	8312	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9759
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4193	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

3am, ALARM, ALERT, bedtime, childhood memories, comfort, digital age, emergency broadcast system, fear, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, generation, late night, Media, Nostalgia, Safety, Technology, Testing, TV, TVBedtimeAlarm3AM, waking up

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

FriendFaceCraft

close relationships, cognitive abilities, Communication, Community Building, community development, emotional intelligence, Empathy, facial recognition, FriendFaceCraft, Human Connection, human connection studies, interpersonal relationships, personality type, relationship quality, sociability, social bonds, Social Cohesion, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social support, supportive relationships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7023	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your facial recognition skills actually matter? Yeah, we’re not kidding! On our server, the better you are at recognizing faces, the more supportive relationships you’ll have. It’s like, a whole new level of social bonding, man.

Imagine walking around the server and being able to instantly recognize all your friends’ faces. You’ll be like, the ultimate social butterfly, making connections left and right. And get this, it doesn’t matter what your personality is like – as long as you can spot a face from a mile away, you’re golden.

Join us and be part of a community that values human connection like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep, right? So come on, hop on our server and show off your facial recognition skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it.