tell me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

catchy, Dance, Energetic, Fun, game playing, Lively, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, Playing, pop, sing, smp, song, tell me, upbeat, what game, yeah, you, youYeah

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	715558	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyNigga’s Server – Join the Fun!

come to site, CraftyNiggas, da most racist, da sickest, eber, Fun, guess what, Join, most racist, my nigga, niggas, peeple, racist, racist people, racist site, readed, RỒNG, Server, sickest sheeit, tell me, the fuck, what is wrong, wypipo

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	7937	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most hilariously absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is so diverse that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the blocks have a sense of humor. You’ll never know what to expect when you’re mining for diamonds or building a castle. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or perhaps you’ll come across a village where all the villagers speak in puns.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so unpredictable that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. So come on down and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, Classified, Confidential, confidential information, confidential secrets, Covert, CraftyCreeperz, DISCOVER, exclusive, guys, hidden, inside information, long tail, Minecraft, Mystery, Private, privileged, Reveal, Secrets, Server, tell me, Uncover, undisclosed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server and uncover the secrets of the mysterious players who roam our virtual world!

Rumor has it that one player can summon an army of chickens to do their bidding, while another can turn any block into a giant cake with just a wave of their hand. And don’t even get me started on the player who can ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword twice their size!

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests for rare loot. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

21, CraftyQueen21s, crisiscutie, doing anything, f.., Ill, kik, Minecraft, Say, Snap, tell me, tvbaby, Wild, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5376	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Woodland Haven 1.20

forest lover, Haven, I love log, log architecture, log art, log beauty, log cabin, log carving, log craftsmanship, log decor, log design, log enthusiast, log furniture, log home, log inspiration, log lover, log woodworking, nature lover, outdoor enthusiast, tree lover, wood lover, woodland

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a log lover’s paradise!

Imagine a world where everything is made of logs, even the animals and the clouds!

You can build log castles, log roller coasters, and even log airplanes!

Join now and experience the thrill of chopping down giant log monsters and riding log dragons into battle!

Don’t miss out on the log-tastic fun, join now and log in to log out of reality!

NoCharacter4U Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Character, Communication, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, epilepsy, Female lead, friendship, love interest, Main character, male lead, Minecraft, minor character, NoCharacter4U, novel, passion project, romance, series, Server, spin-off, voice to text, Writing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Items Found:	2587	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2044	Mines Excavated:	2024
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of drama in your real life like this writer with a pushy friend? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments with our wacky community. No need to fight over who gets to be the main character, because in our world, everyone is a star!

So leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Join now and let the fun begin!

PixelLoveCraft

bonding time, Communication Issues, compromise, Couple Activities, date nights, Emotional distance, feeling ignored, gaming addiction, healthy boundaries, lack of intimacy, Marriage Struggles, mutual interests, neglect, PixelLoveCraft, prioritizing relationships, quality time, relationship problems, screen time limits, unmet needs, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living with a gaming ghost instead of your husband? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where spending quality time with your partner is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband disappearing into the virtual world for days on end. Instead, he’ll be by your side, building a virtual empire together with you! Say goodbye to being just roommates and hello to being gaming soulmates!

And don’t worry, we have plenty of activities for both of you to enjoy together. From epic quests to building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs real-life date nights when you can have virtual adventures with your partner, am I right?

MindCraftMadness

emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental manipulation, mind control, mind games, MindCraftMadness, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological manipulation strategies, psychological manipulation tactics, psychological manipulation techniques, psychological mind control, psychological mind games, psychological mind tricks, psychological tactics, psychological trick, psychological warfare, psychological warfare tactics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	782763	Emeralds Found:	4061
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be able to mess with people’s minds in ways you never thought possible.

Imagine this: you build a beautiful castle, only to have it disappear right before your eyes. That’s right, we have a psychological trick that will make players question their own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the ability to make other players see things that aren’t there. Want to convince someone that they’re being followed by a ghost? Done. Want to make someone think they’re trapped in a never-ending maze? Easy peasy.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner prankster! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

The Banana

Adventure, Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, CityCenter, Community, creativity, Difficulty, Farming, InnerCity, landscapes, Livestock, Mods, paths, Rewards, RuralAreas, SeasonThree, shadows, Shoppingdistrict, smp, suburbs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Villages Defended:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	548	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths. Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Details
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

Information
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist

Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Banana SMP?	To join, you need to first join our Discord server and get whitelisted. You can find the link above.
What mods are included in the modpack?	You can check out our modlist by visiting the link provided above for our modpack.
Can I choose my own Origin in Banana City?	Yes, you can choose your Origin and start your adventure in one of the unique neighborhoods or go solo.
Is Banana SMP suitable for all playstyles?	Yes, Banana City features neighborhoods tailored for builders, decorators, teams, farmers, and livestock enthusiasts.

Eon Nexus Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Eon, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realms, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4851	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6476	Dragon Eggs Found:	8064
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness! We got characters with names you can’t even pronounce, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. These peeps are lit, man, they got Twitter, YouTube, and Twitch on lock! And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi, they’re like the dream team of Minecraft! Plus, we got Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro, the trio of epicness! Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys are like the queens of this server, ruling with an iron fist! And let’s not forget about Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie, they’re the real MVPs! Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are like the secret weapons, ready to take on any challenge! Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina are the powerhouses of this server, ready to crush anyone in their path! And Saya Sairroxs, Kaminari Clara, and Kannagi Loki are like the ultimate trio of destruction, ready to bring chaos to the server! Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, and Ayase Yuu are like the final bosses, ready to test your skills to the limit! So come join this Minecraft server, where the madness never ends and the fun never stops! Let’s get this party started, bro!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

back pain, Caregiver, caregiving, digestive issues, elderly care, family agreement, family dynamics, family house, financial support, Grandma, GrannyCraft, home safety, leg pain, limiting time, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, nursing home, quality time, Server, smoking, taking care, wheelchair

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6532	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1052	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of family drama and caregiving chaos!

Imagine a world where you and your brother are in charge of taking care of your stubborn grandma, who refuses to listen to any advice and just wants to smoke cigarettes in bed. Will you be able to prevent her from burning down the whole house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of working from home while trying to keep grandma entertained and out of trouble. Will you be able to balance your work life and caregiving duties?

Join now for a chance to navigate through family disputes, emotional breakdowns, and the ultimate quest to find grandma a nursing home before she drives everyone insane. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic saga – it’s a once in a lifetime experience!

CarCraftFamVacay

Blue Ridge GA, CarCraftFamVacay, city stuff, complaining, country stuff, countryside, family vacations, INDEPENDENCE, own thing, own time, personal space, Preferences, road trip, Rural, separate vehicle, solo travel, Trails, travel, Urban, Vehicle, wine places

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	116872	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9122
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of being on other people’s time and just want to do your own thing? Join our Minecraft server where you can roam freely and do whatever you want without anyone telling you what to do!

Just like when I went to Blue Ridge, GA and had to ride in one vehicle with everyone else. But on our server, you can drive your own separate vehicle and never have to deal with annoying passengers again! No more city stuff, just pure country vibes and trails for days.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs wine places when you can have your own virtual country paradise?

Blocky Wisdom

advice, blocky, enduring advice, enduring wisdom, guiding principles, impactful sayings, impactful words, inspirational phrases, inspirational quotes, lasting impressions, life advice, life lessons, life mantras, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, memorable sayings, personal motto, Saying, wisdom, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life, where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers world? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

BlockWars: No More Deals

arms control, arms trade, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, Deals, defense industry, diplomatic tensions, european politics, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliances, military contracts, political decisions, Russian arms deals, Serbia, Serbia cancels deals, Serbia-Russia relations, trade agreements, ukraine war, Western sanctions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	1963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

yo, so this server is like the wild west of Minecraft, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. join us if you want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. come join the madness, it’s gonna be epic!