Tell Me MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

sing, Music, yeah, tell me, pop

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyNigga’s Server – Join the Fun!

peeple, da most racist, wypipo, sickest sheeit, the fuck

Welcome to the most hilariously absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is so diverse that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the blocks have a sense of humor. You’ll never know what to expect when you’re mining for diamonds or building a castle. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or perhaps you’ll come across a village where all the villagers speak in puns.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so unpredictable that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. So come on down and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

confidential information, undisclosed, CraftyCreeperz, Confidential, Mystery

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server and uncover the secrets of the mysterious players who roam our virtual world!

Rumor has it that one player can summon an army of chickens to do their bidding, while another can turn any block into a giant cake with just a wave of their hand. And don’t even get me started on the player who can ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword twice their size!

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests for rare loot. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

tell me, 21, Minecraft, doing anything, Ill

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

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CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile!

Early-Access-In-2024, Compiled Links, poeg, general, Path

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Necropolis, where you’ll battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

But that’s not all – our server is so advanced, we have early access to PoE 2 in 2024! That’s right, you can explore the world of Path of Exile in Minecraft before anyone else.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got you covered with our insane challenge rewards. From rare items to exclusive skins, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Mine-tastic Adventure!

challenge, Adventure, Fun, puzzle, Ultimate

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They knew they had found the ultimate Minecraft server when they were greeted by a giant diamond chicken who offered them unlimited diamonds in exchange for joining the server. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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The Muzzhole

mmo, MSMP, Landclaim, Community, Server

Welcome to the Muzzhole, also known as MSMP!

You know all those…generic servers with all that fancy stuff like skills, MMO leveling, yadda yadda? Well, we take that formula and bring it back to basics for those looking for a mostly regular experience. The fanciest thing in MSMP is jobs and land claiming.

We have:

♡ Bedrock-Java crossplay for those on their phones and wanting to play with their friends on Bedrock♡ Towny: a land claiming plugin that allows for the organization of groups♡ Vein mining, instant tree chopping, etc♡ Jobs to get money for trading and land claiming♡ /tpa and /home commands♡ GUI menus to help the Bedrock players navigate /tpa, /home, and the Towny plugin♡ Expanded list of enchants that offer unique effects♡ We are a whitelisted server, so we can assure a stable and safe community!

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51.161.71.153:25611

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Welcome to Hell: Where factions rule, mods are cool, and 1.20.1 is the latest rage!

Parkour, origin server, Xray, LATEST, weekly events

Server Name	Hell Faction
Server Location	Canada
Origin Submission	Custom Origins server – Submit your origin on Discord
Features	– Totems that give buffs – Modded server with aircraft – CurseForge modpack
Events	– Mob vs Player – Player vs Player – Parkour event – Maze event – Minigames
Rules	– No hacking or xray – Choose your team and participate in events

FAQ

Q: How do I submit my custom origin?

A: You can submit your origin on our Discord server. Look for the origin submission channel and follow the instructions provided.

Q: What rewards can I win in tournaments?

A: The rewards for tournaments vary and can include in-game items, currency, or other special perks.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: Yes, hacking and the use of xray mods are strictly prohibited on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We aim to host weekly events for players to participate in and enjoy. These events can range from PvP battles to parkour challenges and more.

Q: Why should I choose Hell Faction over other servers?

A: Hell Faction stands out for its regular events, dedicated staff, and commitment to adding new content to enhance the player experience. Join us and become a Hellion today!

BlueRP VS Hypixel

Minecraft, Economy, Immersive, Community, RPG

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player traffic
Frequent updates and events	Premium features require payment

BlueRP

Pros	Cons
Unique gameplay with RPG elements	Not a dedicated roleplay server
Constant improvements and updates	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Supportive community	May lack some premium features found on larger servers

FAQ

Is Hypixel or BlueRP better for new players?

It depends on what you’re looking for. Hypixel has a larger player base and more minigames to choose from, but it can be overwhelming for new players. BlueRP, on the other hand, offers a unique gameplay experience with RPG elements and a supportive community, making it a good choice for players looking for something different.

Which server has more frequent updates and events?

Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, keeping the gameplay fresh and exciting for players. However, BlueRP also has a track record of constant improvements and updates to enhance the player experience on their server.

Are there any payment requirements for premium features on these servers?

Yes, both Hypixel and BlueRP have premium features that may require payment. Hypixel offers a range of premium ranks and cosmetics for purchase, while BlueRP may have certain premium features that are not available to all players.

Blocky Boners

Diversity, pride, Self-expression, Gender Identity, queer

Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.

So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!

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