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Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	229
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	1360
Votes:	3795	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyNigga’s Server – Join the Fun!

come to site, CraftyNiggas, da most racist, da sickest, eber, Fun, guess what, Join, most racist, my nigga, niggas, peeple, racist, racist people, racist site, readed, RỒNG, Server, sickest sheeit, tell me, the fuck, what is wrong, wypipo

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most hilariously absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is so diverse that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the blocks have a sense of humor. You’ll never know what to expect when you’re mining for diamonds or building a castle. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or perhaps you’ll come across a village where all the villagers speak in puns.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so unpredictable that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. So come on down and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, Classified, Confidential, confidential information, confidential secrets, Covert, CraftyCreeperz, DISCOVER, exclusive, guys, hidden, inside information, long tail, Minecraft, Mystery, Private, privileged, Reveal, Secrets, Server, tell me, Uncover, undisclosed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	270
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server and uncover the secrets of the mysterious players who roam our virtual world!

Rumor has it that one player can summon an army of chickens to do their bidding, while another can turn any block into a giant cake with just a wave of their hand. And don’t even get me started on the player who can ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword twice their size!

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests for rare loot. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

21, CraftyQueen21s, crisiscutie, doing anything, f.., Ill, kik, Minecraft, Say, Snap, tell me, tvbaby, Wild, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	176	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Emeralds Found:	9506
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	8495
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5422	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	6321
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Void Armor Forged:	30	Votes:	6834

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6018	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	471145	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

awkward sex encounters, awkward sex moments, awkward situations, bedroom blunders, CreeperCatastrophe, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy sex moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex stories, funny stories, intimacy gone wrong, relationship problems, sex, sexual fails, sexual mishaps, uncomfortable experiences, unexpected sex stories, unexpected situations, worst sex experiences, worst thing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crops Grown:	3024	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

annexation, diplomatic tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international condemnation, international law, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land appropriation, legalization, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, MODERN, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political controversy, Server, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank settlements

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	975

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!