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DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	9913
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mines Excavated:	3953	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Animals Bred:	73
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

38.210.79.231:27512

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4843	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	548472	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2320	Magic Items Found:	5589
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?