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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3318 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!