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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	New Chunks Explored:	649192
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magic Items Found:	7395	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1039	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Animals Bred:	152	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Enchantments Applied:	240
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

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