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LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6127
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1986	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	2909	Animals Bred:	164
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!