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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9688 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4201 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!