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Anime with Parents in the Room Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats comes prancing by. Or how about the time our resident chicken started a revolution against the cows for control of the farm? And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that started raining down cotton candy on everyone.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or rescuing the kidnapped villagers from the evil clutches of the zombie king.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a hilariously good time that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	5807
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4717	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	953
Mines Excavated:	2810	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Crops Grown:	2005	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.