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NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	2837
Villages Defended:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.