telesur Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

alcohol, ALE, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brew, Brewery, cheers, craft beer, CraftyBeerCraft, created, DELICIOUS, drink, Faggots, fight me, HOPPY, Hops, lager, malt, Minecraft, picrel, pixels, Refreshing, Tasty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	594725
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

attraction, average girls, BLOW, club, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dude, Fabulous, Gay, gay dude, hookup culture, LGBTQ, Masculinity, messages, Mind, model-tier, modeltier, online dating, rejection, rejection sensitivity, self esteem, sexual orientation, Sexuality, social dynamics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

Breaking Rules, controversial, controversial behavior, cultural boundaries, cultural norms, cultural shock, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Edition, Etiquette, Japan, loud behavior, Minecraft, ninja, nonconformity, provocation, queue skipping, Rebellion, rule breaking, RuleBreaking, Server, social norms, travel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	6761
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	6661	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

Choice, Choosing, clear, Crafty, decision, Decision making, decision process, Decisions, EASY, Effortless, McCraftface, no-brainer, obvious, opting, Picking, Pie, Selecting, Simple, Simplicity, straightforward, uncomplicated

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!

Allies, Attack, Bibi Netanyahu, China, communist, Crafty, enemies, Freemasonry, iran, Iranian government, Israel, Jews, McCraftface, military hero, nazi, Noobs, protestors, Qasem Soleimani, russia, trump, world wars, Yahoodis, zionist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1525	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	New Chunks Explored:	208730
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!

Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.

WeebCraft: Where Obsessive Gamers Unite!

action anime games, action-packed, anime fan, anime powers, anime worlds, Childhood Dream, Combos, daily play, dream fulfillment, escapism, FANTASY, Gamers, Gaming Community, immersive gaming, Obsession, Obsessive, power fantasies, Practice, role playing, unite, virtual adventures, virtual reality, Walks, WeebCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of having epic anime powers and fighting off evil villains with insane combos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the closest thing you’ll get to living in an action anime game!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your inner anime hero. Whether you want to master the art of sword fighting like a samurai or harness the power of elemental magic like a wizard, this server has it all. Take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and save the day in true anime fashion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest anime fantasies. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden power within yourself and become the ultimate anime hero!

PixelmonPityParty

Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	931	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!