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SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	457606	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	14
Buildings Constructed:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	2254	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

astonishing history, Bytes, eye-opening history, fascinating history, hidden history, historical curiosities, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, Historical Secrets, History, history trivia, intriguing history, jaw-dropping history, little known history, mind-blowing history, obscure history, overlooked history, Shocking History, ShookCraft, surprising facts, surprising revelations, Unbelievable History, untold history

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!