But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!
So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!
if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?
so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.
so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!
We promise you’ll have more fun than Gerasimov promising Putin to restore control over the state border of the Russian Federation. Plus, where else can you find FPV drone strikes on Russian helicopters and maritime commando raids on Tendra Spit? Only on our server, of course!
Forget about building cute little houses and farms, come join us for a wild ride through the chaos of the Kursk region. Who needs peaceful exploration when you can be a part of the action as Ukrainian forces move 25 km deep into enemy territory?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary leader in the midst of insane battles and epic drone strikes. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
Looking to bypass ratelimits without proxies? Look no further, we’ve got the inside scoop on all the best captcha services and proxy options. Our members have even mastered the art of network analysis and scraping tools to take their Minecraft game to the next level.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with talented individuals working on some seriously cool projects. From free music scraped from Spotify to a Discord spy tool used by comfags and kiwifarmers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even uncover some top-secret web scraping techniques along the way. Just remember, trannies worldwide hate us, but that only makes us stronger. See you in the game, scrapists!