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Nexio MC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!

Server IP: nexiomc.net

Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.

For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc

Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!

nexiomc.net

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escape, European, flavor, hackers, Hint, invited, Ip:, Map, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, ONLINE, Players, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, sprinkle, STRONG, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Votes:	7298	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Votes:	600
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	5018	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchantments Applied:	236
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Emeralds Found:	5752
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

24 Hour Craze Server

CRAZE, daily interactions, Daily Life, double standards, enjoy your day, everyday interactions, eye-opening, funny quotes, funny situations, hour, Human Behavior, humor, lose their minds, next 24 hours, Perception, reactions, sarcasm, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unexpected reactions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mines Excavated:	2151
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.