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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5220
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	803	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0

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Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7903	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	2673
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!