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UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8109	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	3438
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.

#announcement, 1.20.1, banned, bully, Discord, Dupe, exploits, Glory, Griefing, Hacks, historia, History, Included, java, Join, Land, loopholes, Mods, Nations, netherite, Open Parties, Riches, rule, rules, scam, smp, Time, travel, troll, Vanilla, World Map, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	2118	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Historia Nations SMP Server Overview

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Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.

Rules:

Rule	Description
Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds.	This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you.
Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs.	The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using.
Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players.	Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed.
Do not dupe or spread information about dupes.
Do not bully players.
Do not troll or harass players using PVP.	Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently.
Do not trap players to make the game unplayable.
Netherite armor or tools are currently banned.	This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up.
Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals.	Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either).
Joining the Discord is highly recommended.	For announcements, world map, and rules.

Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Air T.V., Analysis, Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, episodes, fan theories, forum, INFORMATION, long tail tag, Minecraft, Opinions, PixelPunch, Plot, QRD, query, question.., Recommendations, review, Server, speculation, Thoughts

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	9628
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into the world of Air T.V. on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We got you covered.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

YubiSMP – The Virtual Minecraft Experience

Community Events, Dynmap, Experience, how to install, Installation Guide, Minecraft, Minecraft Gameplay, minecraft server, Play, Pogu Pogu Edition, server ip, server maintenance, Server Rules, server tour, server updates, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, Yubicraft, Yubicraft Aerial Tour, YubiSMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	56
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7772	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on Pogu Pogu Edition where the adventures never end and the memes never stop. Our server IP is 104.194.11.50:25570, but beware, only the bravest of players can handle the craziness that awaits.

Need a break from mining and building? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ to see the world from a whole new perspective. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry, we have a handy guide on how to install and play at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW.

But wait, there’s more! Visit our website at https://yubicraft.github.io/ for a tag picker and other ridiculous links that will have you laughing for days. And if you want a sneak peek at the chaos that awaits, watch our Yubicraft Aerial Tour videos at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqm4Xwd_Fk and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VHZdpNj8Y.

Join us for our upcoming event, Tako Gacha Banner 4, where you can win insane prizes and show off your skills to the whole server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a legend on Pogu Pogu Edition!

BabyBlockParty

#announcement, baby, BabyBlockParty, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, Complications, consideration, Decision making, emotional, family, in-laws, miscarriages, patience, Pregnancy, privacy, privacy concerns, relationships, Respect, Sensitive, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild family saga.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience more plot twists than a soap opera. From secret pregnancies to nosy in-laws, there’s never a dull moment.

Join us and navigate through family dynamics more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to keep your own secrets safe from prying eyes, or will you end up like the poor player who accidentally spilled the beans to the entire server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community where every day is a new adventure. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server!