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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7804 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles