not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual Ebrahim Raisi who will guide you through the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?
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Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!
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Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!
| Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP | |
|---|---|
| IP: | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Bedrock IP: | play.barebonesmp.com:19132 |
| Discord: | Join Discord |
| Dynmap: | View Dynmap |
| Website: | Visit Website |
Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)
Features:
Server Rules:
A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.
A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.
A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.
A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.
A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.
Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!
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Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.
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Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.
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On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!
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Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?
So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!
ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOST CREEPERS WHO WILL GIVE YOU FREE DIAMONDS IF YOU CAN OUTRUN THEM. IT’S LIKE A SPOOKY TREASURE HUNT BUT WITH EXPLOSIONS.
PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR WOODEN SWORD INTO A MAGICAL FLYING PIG THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS. WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO A GIANT OMELETTE.
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