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TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9006	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Potions Brewed:	151
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4022	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

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The Sanctuary

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1571	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	3756
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	805	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	2907
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!