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New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4472
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Votes:	7209
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2667	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5140	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	1909	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!