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Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1311
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	2363	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5102
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!