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HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	814518

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Animals Bred:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crops Grown:	6302	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	534519

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.