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YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	151	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

booru, Clubhouse, Crafty, crisis centres, cute, DDLC, Doki, doki doki literature club, dream edition, fan-made content, game files dump, International Association for Suicide Prevention, laughter in the house, lewd, lifeline, Literature, lol, Map, Monika, Poetry Jam, suicide prevention lifeline, Wiki, writefag guide, Your Reality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	220558	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!

Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8787	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you ready for the most eepy Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house. And do you know what they did with it? They built a castle made entirely out of diamonds! True story.

But that’s not all. Another player discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow trees. They now rule over this magical kingdom as the unicorn king.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even become a unicorn king, then join our server today! Don’t miss out on all the eepiness!

NarutoCraft: Believe It! Join the Village Hidden in the Blocks!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace the chaos and madness of Minecraft like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a pleasure Cube like Madara? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Who needs the real world when you can escape to a world of pure bliss and happiness?

The 5 Kages may have their doubts, but we say bring on the pleasure Cube! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anything is possible. Live your best life however you want, no judgment here!

Join us on InsanityCraft and see for yourself why this reality-defying plan is the ultimate way to play Minecraft. Trust us, once you step into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftyPirateServer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Farms Harvested:	723
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our top secret Minecraft server where we take torrenting to a whole new level! Why settle for regular old torrenting when you can do it through i2p anon on our server?

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so secure that even the creepers can’t find us. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a house out of diamonds in less than 5 minutes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our exclusive community where we laugh in the face of danger and defy all odds. So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.

Crafty Vtuber Server: NijiEN’s New Male Leak!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns and Yabbs Biggly is the ultimate troll!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and meet the one and only Yabbs Biggly who will make your gaming experience a real fucking problem for you Holochud bitches!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as you navigate through mind-bending obstacles, laugh-out-loud pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Realizations and Minecraft Shenanigans Collide

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up!

Join us for an EPIC adventure filled with LOLZY quests, INSANE challenges, and WACKY characters. You’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelmon – a rare creature that only the bravest players can capture. Will you be the one to MASTER the art of Pixelmon training?

So why wait? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!