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BlockyLoveDrama

assets protection, BlockyLoveDrama, combined finances, family growth, fiancée, Financial Advice, financial decision, high rates, home equity loan., house purchase, marital home, Marriage, million dollar house, ownership inclusion, premarital asset, sensitive situation, stock portfolio, student loans, Surgeons, title ownership

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing the ownership of virtual houses just like in real life! Join us and experience the thrill of splitting expenses with your fellow players based on how much they make in-game.

Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!

CrushCraft SMP: HighSchoolMystery

Crush, CrushCraft, first love, former crush, HEARTBREAK, high school crush, high school romance, high school sweetheart, HighSchoolMystery, long lost love, lost love, lost touch, Memories, missed connections, moving on, Nostalgia, old flames, past relationships, Reminiscing, smp, teenage heartache, teenage love, unrequited love

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of wondering what happened to your high school crush? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally track them down and build a virtual shrine in their honor! Join us for a chance to reunite with your long-lost love and maybe even start a pixelated romance that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs dating apps when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual love stories begin!

EscapeCraft: The Good Place

Afterlife, binge-worthy, Characters, comedy, Drama, Escape, escapecraft, Ethics, existentialism, FANTASY, Good, moral philosophy, Philosophical, Place, Redemption, Situation, Supernatural, television, The Good Place, Thought-provoking, tv shows, twist ending, unexpected

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like The Good Place on steroids! Once you escape your situation, the real fun begins as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Join us and experience the ultimate thrill of a lifetime – because on our server, the adventure never ends!

CraftyCopConnection

abuse of power, Accountability, brutality case, civil rights, Corruption, CraftyCopConnection, excessive force, excessive use of force, family connection, family ties, Greater Manchester Police, internal affairs, investigation, justice system, law enforcement, law enforcement officer, lawyer statement, legal representation, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	8480
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and escape from all the craziness of the world? well, this server is the perfect place for u! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

so, there was this dude who got stamped on by a Greater Manchester Police officer, right? and get this, he’s actually related to someone on the force! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we promise there’s no police brutality on our server. just good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun!

join our server and escape the drama of real life. build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!

ViralVoyageCraft

chickenpox, Contagious disease, discovery, evasion strategy, health, immune system, infection, medical breakthrough, pathology, research, scientists, shingles, tissues, varicella zoster virus, viral evasion, viral infection, viral mutation, viral replication, viral spread, viral transmission, ViralVoyageCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the varicella zoster virus wants in on the action! This virus be pullin’ some sneaky moves, tryna infect tissues all over the place just to get a piece of the fun on our server.

Join us and you’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs vaccines when you got a diamond sword to protect you, am I right?

So come on down to our server and show that virus who’s boss. Let’s see if it can handle the epic battles and insane adventures we got in store. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Better Basics Online

Adventure, bedrock, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3422	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

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online.betterbasics.life:25566

VarietyMC

Abilities, build battles, Builds, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hide & seek, ideas, Items, Lands, Mangas, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, scavenger hunts, Server, shows, Suggestions, Survival, VarietyMC, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	7011
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3233

A bunch of ideas in one server, endless possibilities!

In this server, there are items and weapons inspired by mangas and shows! Some also have abilities, like burning players around you.

There are also lands in this server to protect your precious builds and items. Some hate it and some don’t, so I will try my best to make the server better!

We will host a PvP event from time to time so people can have fun. There will also likely be events like Hide & Seek, Build Battles, and Scavenger Hunts with special prizes 😀

We have a suggestions channel in our Discord server so people can suggest ideas for both the Discord and the Minecraft server :3

play.varietymc.xyz:50140

The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mines Excavated:	4185
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Animals Bred:	61	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!