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Minecraft Mayhem Madness – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Leaking ERECTion Edition, link compilation, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme, Ultimate, WEEKEND 1 UPDATE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us for the Friday Night Funkin’ General where we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Week #2517 – Leaking ERECTion Edition (don’t ask)

NEWS FLASH: The WEEKEND 1 UPDATE HAS RELEASED and it’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the juicy deets and join Ninjamuffin & PA for an AMA on /funkg/ (whatever that means).

Download and play the game, mod it to your heart’s content, and join our modding community for all the funky fun!

We’ve got resources, wikis, link compilations, and even a thread theme that will have you dancing like a villager on a Sunday morning.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now and let’s get funky together! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of diamonds or sanity while playing on this server)

AnthroCraft: Where Humans and Females Rule the Minecraft World! #3023

Anthrocraft, Blood, Ego, Expedition, female anthros, Females, Forest of Pity Parties, forgotten places, french fries, Hares, Hatchlings, Healings, Hearts, Hero, hmofa, hooves, Horrors, Human Males, humans, image filter, Journey to the White Citadel, Keeping Eye Contact, Loveless Incantation, Memory From The Shadows, Minecraft, NIGHTS, rule, Sea Major, Spare in the Trunk, state zero, Steel, Stories, Story Masterbin, Summoning a Little Mischief, Survivors of a Shattered World, vipers, Void, word filter, world, writing guides

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining!

Ever wanted to summon a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Or how about exploring forgotten places on an epic expedition? Maybe you’re in the mood for some blood, steel, and ego – we’ve got it all!

Join us on a journey to the White Citadel, where you’ll encounter hares, healings, and hearts that will warm your soul. And don’t forget about the survivors of a shattered world, fighting to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic landscape.

But wait, there’s more! How about vipers, nights, and French fries? Or maybe you’re more interested in a spare in the trunk, filled with mystery and intrigue. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of /hmofa/ and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer. See you in the game, adventurer!

Billionaire City VS Hypixel

Beta Testing, cityscape, competitive gameplay, digital real estate, discord community, Economy, in-game economy, job market, luxury living, multiplayer gameplay, OG rank, online entrepreneurship, player housing, player interaction, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Server Experience, Towny, virtual city, virtual community, Virtual Economy, virtual leasing, virtual property management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	158

Comparison of Hypixel and Billionaire City Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience lag due to high traffic
Frequent updates and events	May not be as focused on economy and player housing

Billionaire City

Pros	Cons
Focused on economy and player housing	May have a smaller player base
Unique job system	May lack the variety of mini-games found on larger servers
Optimized economy system	Still in beta, so may have some bugs

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from Billionaire City?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games, and frequent updates and events. Billionaire City, on the other hand, focuses more on economy and player housing with a unique job system.

Which server is better for new players?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of games. Billionaire City may be a better choice for new players looking for a more focused experience on economy and housing.

Is Billionaire City fully released?

No, Billionaire City is currently in beta, so there may be some bugs and changes as it continues to develop. Players are encouraged to join the Discord for updates and to receive a free OG Rank.

Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

babies, BabyFree, blocks, children, Commitment, Companionship, Decision making, Family Planning, fear, Future, gfs, Girlfriend, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenthood, personal choice, PRESSURE, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	101
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Server for Awkward Encounters

adult content, awkward, BETRAYAL, cute girl, DATING, Disappointment, ENCOUNTERS, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, interracial couples, interracial relationship, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, online content, online dating, onlyfans, pixelated, Race, racial preferences, relationship drama, Server, social dynamics, social media, Stereotypes, Triangle

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	2061	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

YeehawCraft: Where we mine for freedom and roleplay as stereotypical Americans! 🤠🇺🇸 #MinecraftMadness

AMERICANS, Characters, commercials, Community, creativity, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, forum, freedom, Fun, humor, imagination, Interactive, love, MinecraftMadness, ONLINE, Roleplay, roleplaying games, satire, Social, stereotypical, stereotypical Americans, storytelling, YeehawCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	2637
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! We have more commercials than you can shake a stick at – seriously, our players can’t get enough of them! Join us and experience the thrill of watching commercials while mining for diamonds, it’s a game-changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Chicken King, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets – trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with commercials, chicken dance-offs, and endless fun. You won’t regret it, we promise!

JoynCraft VS Hypixel

Active Staff, building, Collaborative, Community, Creative, creative freedom, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Immersive, immersive experience, long-lasting, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Music, Peaceful, player-driven, Plugins, professional hosting, PvE, secure financing, Survival, unique seed, vast map

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3116
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Comparison of Hypixel and JOYnCRAFT:

Hypixel:

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for some players
Wide variety of minigames	May experience server lag at peak times
Frequent updates and events	Can be challenging for newer players

JOYnCRAFT:

Pros	Cons
Active staff and community	Smaller player base
Professionally hosted server	Lack of extensive minigames
Secure financing and long-term stability	May not appeal to players looking for constant action

FAQ:

Which server has a higher player population? Hypixel has a higher player population compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server offers a wider variety of minigames? Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server has a more stable financing plan? JOYnCRAFT has secure financing secured years ahead, ensuring long-term stability.
Which server is better for new players? Hypixel may be more suitable for new players due to its extensive tutorials and game modes.

Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness

Adventure, baby, Childhood, children, CRAFTIN, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funny, giggles, HAHAHAHAHA, Happiness, It’s, joy, Laughter, madness, Memories, Minecraft, outdoors, Play, Server, Sliddin, slidding, Slides, Sliding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6450

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where everything is SLIDDING BABY!!! That’s right, forget walking or running, on our server you’ll be sliding everywhere like a penguin on ice!

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Slime King who rules over the land with a gooey fist. Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Slime King and claim his throne for yourself. And did we mention that all the animals on our server have been replaced with dancing llamas? It’s a llama party 24/7!

So why join our server? Because where else can you slide around like a maniac, battle a Slime King, and party with llamas all in one place? It’s SLIDDING BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

Asks, Bitcoin, Crafty, cryptocurrency, dissolve, fear, financial disaster, funds, Gains, ignore, investing, Losses, market, McCraftface, pull out, Rational, Risk, s&p 500, Server, steve, stress, track, ups and downs, volatility, VOO

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6028
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.

We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?

Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!