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QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5123	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9563	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Potions Brewed:	86	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4750
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	92
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.

#announcement, 1.20.1, banned, bully, Discord, Dupe, exploits, Glory, Griefing, Hacks, historia, History, Included, java, Join, Land, loopholes, Mods, Nations, netherite, Open Parties, Riches, rule, rules, scam, smp, Time, travel, troll, Vanilla, World Map, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Historia Nations SMP Server Overview

Discord	Join Discord
Teaser Video	Watch Video

Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.

Rules:

Rule	Description
Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds.	This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you.
Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs.	The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using.
Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players.	Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed.
Do not dupe or spread information about dupes.
Do not bully players.
Do not troll or harass players using PVP.	Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently.
Do not trap players to make the game unplayable.
Netherite armor or tools are currently banned.	This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up.
Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals.	Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either).
Joining the Discord is highly recommended.	For announcements, world map, and rules.

Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.

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