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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

#exciting, BUILD, Community, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, Rhino SMP, Server, Survival, Trade, Unique, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Potions Brewed:	109
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magic Items Found:	2266
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

Skyblock, Skyblock Modpack Resources Challenges Islands Adventure Automation Empire Skies Void Mods Limited Community Events Prizes Achievements Protection Management Crafting Skills

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	82
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firepower Exercise, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, shorts, Side Content, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	123
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

mc.flowsurvival.org

Block Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, Beginner’s FAQ, BLOCK, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, glass island event, guides, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PNC Resources, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.