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Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7322

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9987	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

StellarSurvivors.com

Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	588	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	2

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Animals Bred:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4350	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

TrainRideTrollz

Adventure, anxiety, backpacking, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Cultural experience, Decision making, flights, friendship, Heat, humidity, India, monsoon, Relaxation, self-care, train ride, TrainRideTrollz, travel, wellbeing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	163
Ores Mined:	4189	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

alarm clock, commitments, daily routine, Exercise, family, goals, healthy habits, morning routine, motivation, motivation to succeed, New Day, Obligations, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, reason for waking up, responsibilities, Rise, School, sunrise, WokeCraft, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!

TverCraft: Evacuate & Build!

border tensions, BUILD, civilian safety, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, drone attack, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation order, evacuation protocol, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Military Action, national security, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security measures, Tver region, TverCraft, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1668
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our server! ukraine vs russia in a epic battle of drones! join us and be part of the chaos! build your own drone army and take over the server! who needs peace when you can have epic battles like this?! come join us now and be part of the madness!