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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4717 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 400908 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
