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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9763 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
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