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Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1500
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	239	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	121
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	840
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	67	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crops Grown:	7782
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.