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CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9095	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5049	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Towns Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	101	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!