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CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	416	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	183	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3121	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	1636	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!

SkinnySis Minecraft Server

anorexia, Apology, body image, concern, Confrontation, control, family, forgiveness, health, husband, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, Misogyny, ROMANTICIZING, Server, sister, skinny, SkinnySis, TOXIC, weight, Willpower

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like how this sister’s husband controls her diet, our server will control your gaming experience in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!

BikiniBlockParty

bathing suit shopping, bathing suits, bedroom etiquette, BikiniBlockParty, body confidence, body image, Boundaries, boyfriend’s friends, Communication, intimate apparel, personal space, privacy, privacy in relationships, relationship dynamics, Respect, respect for others, Self-expression, setting boundaries, small apartment, social norms, unintentional exposure

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trying on bathing suits in your bedroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and scandalous moments.

Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!

Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!

Minecraft SMP: IntrovertCare

introversion, IntrovertCare, introverted, introverted lifestyle, introverted mental health, introverted mental wellness, introverted self-care, introverted well-being, Introverts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health maintenance, mental health management, mental health strategies, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self care tips, self-care, self-care for introverts, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of the real world constantly trying to socialize with you? Do you prefer the company of pixelated animals over real people? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the horrors of small talk and awkward social interactions. Our community is filled with fellow introverts who understand the struggle of having to interact with humans.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your introverted self roam free in a world where socializing is optional and chickens rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

CraftyWakeUp

CraftyWakeUp, daily habits, early morning, first thoughts, morning energy, morning gratitude, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning mindset shift, morning motivation, morning positivity, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning self-care, morning thoughts, productive mornings, starting the day, waking up, waking up happy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Do you wake up thinking about bacon? Or maybe you’re dreaming about riding a llama through a field of diamonds? Well, on our epic Minecraft server, you can do both! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a dose of pixelated insanity!