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YamamRescueCraft

Bravery, counter-terrorism, crisis intervention, dramatic rescue, gaza, heroism, high stakes, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages, intense situation, life-saving mission, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, rare footage, rescued, security forces, special forces, tactical operation, Yamam forces, YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6460	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, here, Minecraft, now sit, now sit here, now sit it, now sit it here, now.., Server, Sit, sit here, sit it, sit it here

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magic Items Found:	1111
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	170	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	602
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1656	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.