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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8511 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 102 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
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