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BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Star Shards Collected:	146	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mines Excavated:	4729
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	223	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	987	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

play.talescraft.ru:19134

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Votes:	6568

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	554147
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

CraftyHub

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1461	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2541	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3153
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!