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SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6004	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Animals Bred:	81
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1544

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Votes:	8411	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	836
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	2709	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?