TechnoMetal Minecraft Servers

TechnoMetal Minecraft Servers

  • AntiSemiticGrieferGone

    AntiSemiticGrieferGone
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5192
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

    Crafty Heights: VR Therapy
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6250
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

    Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

    So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1641
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MedicatedMinecraft

    MedicatedMinecraft
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5627
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 468
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

    Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConfidenceCraft SMP

    ConfidenceCraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2995
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 57 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

    And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadScenesMC

    SadScenesMC
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1390
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special potion that turns them into friendly, dancing chickens instead.

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you.

    So why join our server? Because we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

    WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 3488
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Animals Bred: 191 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

    plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

    so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Baby Bump Brain Boosters

    Baby Bump Brain Boosters
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 410
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Villages Defended: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being pregnant but without da stretch marks! ur brain gonna be like BAM! with all dem changes, makin u a super momma in da game. u gonna be buildin epic structures with dem enhanced maternal instincts and mental health. forget dem default mode and frontoparietal networks, we got blocks to stack and creepers to smack! so come join us and let ur brain go wild in dis wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

    Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3919
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Votes: 3237
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

    We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

    Build your own world and create your own story with us!

    Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

    Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CaffeineCraft

    CaffeineCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9255
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mines Excavated: 3267
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Emeralds Found: 6675
    Dimension Hops: 15 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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