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VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ScareFlicksMC SMP

bone-chilling movie, chilling movie, creepy movie, disturbing film, eerie film, fear-inducing movie, frightening film, goosebumps movie, hair-raising movie, horror classic, horror film, horror flick, horror genre, petrifying movie, psychological horror, psychological thriller, ScareFlicksMC, scary movie, smp, spine-chilling film, terrifying movie, unnerving movie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

centurion111.play.minekube.net

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

173.248.49.127:14000

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

Anarchy, Community, Discord, forward, Friendly, Fun, Further, join us, looking, Master, Meeting, Minecraft, Other, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, see, Semipants, SemiSerious, Server, try, WanMC², Wears

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	253599
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

altcoin trading, btc, BTC price analysis, chart, chart analysis, chart analysis tools, chart patterns, Crafty, crypto exchange, crypto market, cryptocurrency trading, Link, LINK price analysis, LINK/BTC, market trends, price movement, resistance levels, smp, support levels, Technical Analysis, Trading Indicators, trading platform, trading signals, Trading Strategies, Trading Tools

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8875
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	5001
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MomCare Minecraft Server

blended family, caregiving, dementia, elder care, end of life care, family dynamics, family meeting, Family Support, financial assistance, financial burden, financial decision-making, financial expectations, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, long-term care insurance, memory care, Minecraft, MomCare, retirement savings, Server, sibling relationships, social security, step siblings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6965	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Votes:	9631	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!