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ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Items Found:	5975	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	794	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Votes:	8190
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5652	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	188
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	3457
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	905	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	619	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	9334
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchantments Applied:	117	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!