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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 258 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.