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CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	2541	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4408	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!