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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Ores Mined:	6663	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where creepers are banned and diamonds are plentiful! Join us on the Java 1.21.1 server today! #NoCreepersAllowed

1.21.1, banned, CREEPERS, diamonds, java, Join, NoCreepersAllowed, plentiful, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, Server, starfall, Today

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Minecraft Server Details:

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

Overview:

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We are a mature and friendly group, committed to being a free server without pay-to-win practices.

If you’re looking for a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Exciting Community Project at spawn
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System
Custom pictures upload feature
Trial Chambers Vaults reset after 2 days
New Season with fresh map and open End
Quality of Life enhancements like One player sleep, Fire tick off, etc.

Join us on our new adventure by joining our Discord for whitelisting!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: Java version 1.21.1

LostKidsMC Server – Where even missing kids can play!

asylum seekers, border control, child abduction, child trafficking, child welfare, conspiracy theories, criminal investigation, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, Immigration Policy, Kids, LostKidsMC, migrant crisis, missing, missing children, missing persons, Play, political scandal, refugee children, RFK, Server, trump, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. But be warned, the evil sheep army is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a block of cheese. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7202

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”