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MoneyHungryFauna Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, emotional detachment, Exploitation, Fauna, financial gain, Greed, Heartless, insincerity, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyHungryFauna, Opportunistic, relationships, Selfishness, Server, uncaring., unfeeling, User

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the animals are out to get you! Forget about peaceful coexistence, these creatures are only interested in your diamonds and emeralds. Fauna is the queen bee of this server and she’s not afraid to show it. She’ll charm you with her cute looks but deep down, she’s just after your hard-earned cash.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and show Fauna who’s boss. Take on epic quests to outsmart the conniving animals and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. Will you be able to survive the treacherous challenges and emerge victorious? Only time will tell on this wild and unpredictable server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

HappyTJoP Minecraft Server

Anon, appreciation, cheerful, Community, GLAD, Good Vibes, Grateful, gratefulness, Happiness, Happy, HappyTJoP, Join, joy, joyfulness, little., Minecraft, positive vibes, positivity, Server, thankfulness, Thread, TJoP, Today

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	3565
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than ever before! Join us on this magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn).

Looking for a server where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! We even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT just for fun? Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers with their ninja skills.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

SisSaver Minecraft Server

attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sister

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.

But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!

So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Star Shards Collected:	191
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Star Shards Collected:	198
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Items Found:	6070	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Emeralds Found:	9526
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!