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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Votes:	6458	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	5277

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1160
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4834
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4757	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	5350
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Villages Defended:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Farms Harvested:	768
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Animals Bred:	121
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	5384
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?