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ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dragon Eggs Found:	7753	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	153
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2619
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!