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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6558 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 4791 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.
Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.