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JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

Adventures, BETRAYAL, Communication, confusion, CREEPERS, Deception, Disappearance, doubt, Emotional rollercoaster, getaways, Girlfriend, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, LoveCrafted, loyalty, missing person, Mystery, relationship, Romantic, suspicion, Trust, Truth, uncertainty, vacation, vacation romance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Characters, Classes, Dungeons, endwalker, Expansion, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, gameplay, general discussion, Jobs, Minecrafters, mmorpg, new content, Online game, Raids, release date, Server, speculation, Square Enix, Story, Trailer, xivg

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crops Grown:	4379
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

Boundaries, Dark, desire, Exploration, fantasies, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fetish, Forbidden, forbidden love, forbidden pleasure, hidden, Kinky, Life, Lust, Naughty, Roleplay, secret, seduction, taboo, taboo desires, taboo fantasy, temptation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

action, addicts, Binge, comedy, Crafty, Drama, Enjoyed, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Laughter, Minecraft, mustsee, recommended, series, Server, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, TV, Watched

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Votes:	8892	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6562
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2733
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8921

Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crops Grown:	4811
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!