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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9689 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6609 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2302 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!